A punny conversation to turn any frown upside down:
You meet up with a friend for a chat just to see how he’s doing. It’s been awhile since you spoke, so you ask him how things are going.
“What do you say to him, when he then says he met this climatologist, and now he is planning on asking her out.?”
Your response: “You must have been blown away by her. Is she hot?”
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