A punny conversation on dating a long distance runner:
The weekend is here and you finally have the chance to chat to one of your friends.
You invite your friend over for coffee.
During your conversation over coffee he says he has something to tell you.
What should you say when your friend then tells you he is dating a long distance runner?
Your response: “I can’t see this relationship lasting because you’re always going to have to up
your pace, and what happens if she starts chasing after other guys?”
He then says “I’ll be fine. I can keep up with her you know.”
You can then say “I hope this isn’t a long distance relationship.”
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