Another Punny conversation for you:
Your cousin has asked you to come over to his house to help him with some party planning. This is your specialty, so you agree and go over to his house.
Your cousin then tells you that he is planning this party for his best friend who is a professional football player. He also tells you that it has not been going well so far, that’s why he called you over.
What do you then say to your cousin?
Your response: “Has it been a complete balls up?”
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