Another punny conversation to use when speaking to someone who is planning a party:
As you are chatting to a friend about her weekend plans. What do you say when your friend tells you she is planning a party for this Saturday for her cousin whom you know is a very big woman, she is bordering on obese.
Your response: “I hope you didn’t tell her you plan on throwing her a large party.”
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